"Beyond the Palace hemipowered drones
scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rear view mirrors
and the boys try to look so hard"
~ Bruce Springsteen,
from song, "Born to Run"
You know the look. When Joe Torre, famous baseball team manager, looked out behind the field, he had it: A glum stare. No expression. The poker face. It was as if he didn't like baseball at all. Dark sunglasses are needed. The look is stoic. Rocky. Pitiless and hard.
The other day I was in this coffee house, which I won't tell you the name of, and there was this old guy in there who had the look. The coffee house was actually a kind of front, apparently, for a whole range of evangelism-related activities. The coffee house charged a lot for its brew. Prices were in range with what other establishments charge, but the actual coffee was served in a container was about the size of a Dixie cup. It was a little like passing the plate, I suppose, since they sure were making a mint, in terms of coffee per serving. What I mean by passing the plate is what happens when a church asks for money when God probably has enough already, doesn't use money, touch it, or anything. But that's not the point. It was as if the coffee place believed you really didn't like - or want you to have - coffee.
But that's not the point, either. The point is, while I was at the coffee place there was this guy, an older gent, who looked at me blankly as if he hated me from behind these dark sunglasses. It was kinda creepy. The only way I can describe it is it reminded me of what the late Rev. Jim Jones, who asked his customers to drink the tea to commit mass suicide, looked like. It was the late Rev. Jim Jones stare.
Then I noticed the person I was looking at was merely a reflection of myself. I was staring at myself. I had the the late Rev. Jim Jones glare.
So now I try to smile more and where sunglasses less, and when I do, I try to smile more.I try to be less, well, apocalyptic about things.
But what about everyone else? People stare from behind dark sunglasses a lot lately and one supposes it might because they are unhappy. Or could just be a fashion thing. Nobody smiles in public any more, or so it seems. That's most likely because the times are so hard and perhaps many people who stare blankly with the Jim Jones glare is they drank the tea, didn't like the taste, or, didn't like baseball, or, simply don't have jobs, just lost their homes in some financial, climate-related disaster or all of the above.
But most of all, staring is rude. It's a kind of surveillance. A really, really crude kind of surveillance, but surveillance nonetheless. As they say, idle hands are the devil's workshop, but a Medusa stare, man, that's hard and cold as a stone.
People need jobs. Cuts down on staring time. But staring skills could be better employed. You could, for example, right now (operators are standing by) apply for training as a remote flyer of drones.
Since
the best and brightest lunatics and social-political defectives (world
leaders) of our generation have determined surveillance society is good
for the economy, and the encouragement of drone technology is all of the
wave, let us consider where the jobs are ... staring at a screen for drone technology.
First and foremost: It's the best short-cut there is in the motion picture industry.
I
know this because of my own experience in film and television and motion pictures. For
example, I spent a considerable amount of bartering trade on a
cameraman to produce a film about myself. However, his camera fell off a
cliff and the document was lost. Long story. The short side of the
story is it broke into pieces, since video-making devices are fragile.
This is something we need to remember. Careers as famous people are fragile things and can come and go quite quickly.
Fortunately, even as I write this, my life story is
pieced together as some odd duck shot on the public patios of
surveillance society for posterity's sake. We all are.
We
all have a legacy in film to be pieced together. To produce a full
movie all you need are the necessary security clearances to obtain this
productivity en masse.
For example, I have appeared in such films as "My Left Foot by the Laundromat," "Photo Radar," "Coffee
and Cigarettes by the Convenience Store," a very Jim Jarmusch-style
series of daily sequences, and "Leaving Las Vegas Bank with Less Money
in My Pocket Than When I First Arrived."
Numerous bank, library and national monument documentaries. I have been a star walking down the street and driving up and down what seems like every road in America.
You get the picture.
All
of these films about myself are in preproduction since nothing bad happened in
them. Unfortunately, great stories need conflict. I went to the Twin
Towers a few years before 9/11, but that film, "What the Bleep Do I Know About the
Location of the Restroom" also is lost to the dustbin of history.
Another short film,
"Cleanup on Aisle Three," has some comedic value, but short films don't appear as fodder for theater matinees anymore.
Anyhow,
I lack much conflict in film. Terrorists get all of the play these days
and I'm not a big fan of the genre. News media outlets, purveyors of
such films, with tight controls on the hype, distribution, serializations and so forth, like
them. They get big repeat business. Horror films and fear-based stuff is
big business. Bigger than sex, in terms of theme, I suspect. However,
as a long-time film critic, I find this trend most unfortunate.
Still, it's a booming field, especially if we consider the future prospects of drones. Oh sure, the
blessings of such technological miracles come at the expense of the
sanity of many individuals, but look at the bright side. If every inch
of the earth, every town, city square, park or, hell, blade of grass, were under drone
surveillance, it would force job creators to hire millions, perhaps even
billions of people to process the information.
It's
good for lawyers, too. A whole new field of privacy law would need to
be considered: personal air space. Could take a century to adjudicate.
After all, the U.S. Supreme Court hasn't even been able to update the
1872 mining law allowing individuals and corporations to plunder federal
property for valuable minerals, despite the ecological damage to such
lands beneath beneath our feet.
I'll bet personal air space isn't even being considered.
I
have my own mind on a film called "Bang the Drum Slowly in Personal Air
Space." It combines baseball and horror into one big basket. It starts
out when one of these airborne, dragonfly-esque, nanotech devices comes
toward me and I swat it with a baseball bat.
Like I say, these drones with surveillance drones are pretty fragile. Must be because as I say, life is hard. Best keep an eye on the ball.
